You must be here for the gay. Fangirling is my passion. Horrible Histories, Sherlock, Cabin Pressure, Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. Also a fan of The Hobbit and Merlin. I ship Johnlock, Freebatch, Mystrade and Holmescest. And pretty much anything else that's gay.
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An ordinary day of 221B Baker Street
I really love that they have breakfast together. I just do, I love that. I like the scene it suggests, and the many other scenes it’s clearly built upon. There’s a familiarity about it all; they’ve done this before. They do this all the time. They have a routine of sorts. This is their life. It’s good.
John gets up, takes a shower, gets dressed: Sherlock doesn’t bother. He just pulls on his dressing gown and sits down to eat.
Does John wake up first?
Everything suggests that he does; he’s the one who’s dressed. Not that that’s the most definitive evidence in the world. Sometimes, we know, Sherlock doesn’t appear to bother getting dressed all day. In canon, Watson notes Holmes’ typical late mornings. And John, on the other hand, has probably spent most of his adult life in the military; a life full of early mornings. That’s a tough habit to break. Can I make a presumption, then? (This is fiction, not science, after all. I don’t need water-tight evidence to form an opinion and run off on a tangent. Obviously.) That’s it, settled: John wakes up first. Most of the time, surely.
Does John wake Sherlock for breakfast? Or does he move as quietly as he can through the morning, putting the kettle on, picking up the paper, peering into the fridge, waiting to hear a familiar huff and grumble from Sherlock’s bedroom? Any moment now. Any moment. Look at John: he’s happy. He likes his breakfasts with Sherlock. So he waits for it: any moment now, Sherlock will wake up and join him. He doesn’t ask for company; he just gets it.
Does Sherlock wake up when John puts the kettle on? Does he wake up to the sound of John pulling plates down from a cupboard, or running water into the sink? Or is it when John’s in the shower that he wakes up, to the sound of water running, the sound of it hitting John’s skin, then drifts off into a half-sleep again until he hears the kettle boil?
In any case, Sherlock gets up. Eventually. Before his breakfast is cold. Just in time, probably.
He rubs the sleep out of his eyes. He yawns. he doesn’t bother to do up his dressing gown. John probably says, “Good morning,” or something like it. A dig about the evening before, a complaint about an experiment, or too much noise in the night, or a question about a case. Do they pick up a conversation where they left off? Something half-finished from the evening before? Or new things, random things, the things you say in the morning. “I dreamed I was on boat.” I can’t imagine Sherlock would be that interested in hearing about dreams, or relating them. But you start conversations like that in the morning, just because. It’s the familiarity. “We were going in circles, and no one noticed.” Nothing that requires a comment. Just things you say.
And they have breakfast, drink coffee, read the paper. They probably chat about the headlines. It’s an ordinary day. Nothing remarkable. It’s moments before the next thing happens.
This is probably as happy as either of these men will ever be.
i actually had to leave the room and be smacked on the back, because i choked on my chocolate milk
Favourite post of all time
this always gets me. and i always have to reblog this.
Oh darling
Deleted scene.
(Source: sir-moriarty)
cosplay is about fun
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ARE YOU SURE FRIEND BECAUSE THE $200 CREDIT CARD BILL AND ALL THE CRYING AND BLEEDING FINGERS SAYS OTHERWISE
Um… and how should we call a John/John pairing? o_O
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY
Tip #14
Keep insulting his girlfriends until no one will date him.
Submitted by jenifersong.
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
(Source: cumbercolllective)
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
Coventry, England
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Hoofddorp, Netherlands
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Hong Kong, China
Lakeland, USA
Alicante, Spain
Castellon, Spain
Valencia, Spain
New Orleans, USA
Stourbridge, England
Oban, Scotland
Boston, USA
Varna, Bulgaria
Utica, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Havering, England
Bacolod, Philippines
Goirle, the Netherlands
Holbaek, Denmark.
Erbil, Iraq
Deal, England
Reading, England
Oxford, England
Jämsä, Finland
Marietta, USA
Firenze, Italy
Torino. Italy
Cork, Ireland
Bedfordshire, England
Welland, Canada
Munich, Germany
Vantaa, Finland
Columbia, USA
liverpool, UK
MIDDLESBROUGH, NORTH EAST ENGLAND
new york,USA
Bangor, Wales, UK
Nijmegen, Netherlands
Gorinchem, the Netherlands
Dunedin, New Zealand
Warwickshire, England
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
I just can’t believe this wasn’t intentional. I just can’t…
I CONCUR.
HOW IN THE FUCKOENIFVAOINV:SALK
those fuckers
#i bet ben was like #”do you really want to do this #i think it might kill them”
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
(Source: deerstalking)